Privacy Policy

Did you really come to this page? Don't tell me you did it on purpose. Are you some GDPR agent or some privacy-obsessed nerd? Chill dude/dudette!

We respect your privacy. Actually we don't care at all about your personal information. Not on this website at least. It's about us, not you.

We just track some anonymous information with Google Analytics. This allows us to provide a better service to you folks out there: if many visitors come from France then we will try to provide a translation in French; if many visitors browse from desktop then we will stop trying so hard to make the site mobile-friendly.

What really makes the GDPR so upset is cookies. Well don't worry, we aren't storing any tracking cookies. We use web storage so all your info stays on your browser.

If you're a webmaster and you want to know how to do it, there you go. You're welcome.